Old professor poses the following problem to one of his classes: “A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his daughter, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his brother, and the rest to his wife. Now, what does each get?” After a very long silence in the classroom, Little Pauly raises his hand and says, “A lawyer?” -Moli-
Here is a Great Joke Once there were 2 not very bight men called bill and bob Bill walked into a pub and there sitting at a table was bob, now bill and bob have been friends for a long time so bill walked over to bob and bob had a large sack over his shoulder and bill said to bob "hey bob what have you got in your sack" and bob said "chickens I've got chickens in my sack bill" and bill says to bob "hey bob if I can guess how many chickens you have in your sack can I have e'm" now bob has to think about this but then he says "yeah bill if you guess how many chickens I have in my sack you can have them both!" and bill says " oh 5!" and bob says "no I have 2!" THE END
Riddle: As I look outside, gloomy skies tower the suburb. I am something/somebody. People say I don't exist. As I step outside, t.he coldness overwhelms me. The street light flickers on and off. The street lies bare and naked, daring anyone to walk its path. Autumn leaves scatter, leaving a trail of orange brown and red. Shadows dart from side to side. Whispers surround me. I cherish every moment when it's cold and dark. Just at that moment, a flash of light surprises me and pierces through my skin, literally burning through my body.
What am I?
(This was supposed to be a poem I wrote , but I thought I should change it into a riddle.)
I'm only going to post good jokes Liam D.
ReplyDeleteOld professor poses the following problem to one of
ReplyDeletehis classes:
“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go
to his daughter, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his
brother, and the rest to his wife. Now, what does each get?”
After a very long silence in the classroom,
Little Pauly raises his
hand and says, “A lawyer?”
-Moli-
Can I post a riddle- I love riddles and I know some cool ones :)
ReplyDelete-Moli
Here is a Great Joke
ReplyDeleteOnce there were 2 not very bight men called bill and bob
Bill walked into a pub and there sitting at a table was bob, now bill and bob have been friends for a long time so bill walked over to bob and bob had a large sack over his shoulder and bill said to bob "hey bob what have you got in your sack" and bob said "chickens I've got chickens in my sack bill" and bill says to bob "hey bob if I can guess how many chickens you have in your sack can I have e'm" now bob has to think about this but then he says "yeah bill if you guess how many chickens I have in my sack you can have them both!" and bill says " oh 5!" and bob says "no I have 2!"
THE END
Riddle:
ReplyDeleteAs I look outside, gloomy skies tower the suburb. I am something/somebody. People say I don't exist. As I step outside, t.he coldness overwhelms me. The street light flickers on and off. The street lies bare and naked, daring anyone to walk its path. Autumn leaves scatter, leaving a trail of orange brown and red. Shadows dart from side to side. Whispers surround me. I cherish every moment when it's cold and dark. Just at that moment, a flash of light surprises me and pierces through my skin, literally burning through my body.
What am I?
(This was supposed to be a poem I wrote , but I thought I should change it into a riddle.)
That sounds like a really nice poem good thinking MOLLI
ReplyDeleteThanks Nicole :)
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